Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!
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Rat Race
Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!...... Alright, alright, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar....... A jar? Girls don't pee in jars....... Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.
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Smokey And The Bandit
Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
movies that make you ROFL
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teejay
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doodle-v
Groundhog Day--"im not THE god, I'm A god"
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talesin
doodle V
I loved 'Friday' - too funny, the third one is coming out soon
Beverly Hills Cop
Meaning of Life (Look! Harold's being eaten!)
Tombstone (not supposed to be comedy, but to me it was)
What's Up Doc?
Groundhog Day
Blazing Saddles
Mrs. Doubtfire
City Slickers
tal
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teenyuck
Animal House
Caddy Shack
Some Like it Hot
Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
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Englishman
Airplane.
All those so serious actors. Robert Stack, Peter Graves and Lloyd Bridges sending themselves up.
Funniest fim ever, surely?
Englishman.
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drwtsn32
What's Up Doc?
Not much... you?
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berylblue
Operator: "Excuse me. This is the operator Captain Oveur. I have an emergency call for you on line five from a Mr. Hamm."
Captain Oveur: "All right. Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo." (100K)
Roger Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."
Captain Oveur: "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" (38K)
Elaine: "Would you like something to read?"
Passenger: "Do you have anything light?"
Elaine: "How about this leaflet; Famous Jewish Sports Legends?" (103K)
Striker: "Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid."
Elaine: "Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning." (78K)
Dr. Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
Elaine: "A hospital? What is it?"
Dr. Rumack: "It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now." (100K)
Dr. Rumack: "Can you fly this plane and land it?"
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." (85K)
Kramer: (reading newspaper) "Passengers certain to die."
McCroskey: "Airline negligent."
Hinshaw: "There's a sale at Penney's." (76K)
P.A. Announcer: "Flight two oh nine now arriving gate eight. Gate nine. Gate ten." (81K) -
Lady Lee
Big with Tom Hanks - love his apartment
Sister Act Whoopi doing boogie woogie in the church totally cracks me up
I have a lot of feel-good movies but these two crack me up every time
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Gigamesh
One of the funniest films I've ever seen was an African film 'The Gods Must be Crazy'
About a little bushman who finds a bottle. As they have no possessions in his tribe everyone has a use for it and everyone wants it, so it causes arguments and fights. So he decides to take the strange gift from the Gods and throw it off the end of the world. He comes into conflict with modern society and politics. Very funny.
Giga