IRREVERENT AND BLONDIE
Things Learned Along the Way
by blondie 431 Replies latest jw friends
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Dan-O
"SpongeBob is not a contraceptive."
-- from the chalkboard wisdom of Bart Simpson
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Mac
"SpongeBob is not a contraceptive."
You obviously are unfamiliar with Spermacidal Spongebob Sharepants......
I, however, am no longer concerned with such triviality..having mastered the art of teaching my sperm to swim backwards!
Zenmacster
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Dan-O
Never work with SuperGlue right before going to the bathroom.
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blondie
Is that like working with hot chiles?
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confusedjw
The little Blue Demon said:
I, however, am no longer concerned with such triviality..having mastered the art of teaching my sperm to swim backwards!
LOL LOL LOL
Thanks that cracked me up
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blondie
- My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going to be scared.
- P. J. Plauger, Computer Language, March 1983
- If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
- Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
- Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
- In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
- Shunryu Suzuki
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moonwillow
heard this on the radio yesterday
"Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken"
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blondie
I was reading through a list of cults on Steven Hassan's website and read that the David Koresh group teach that the end is cominb March 2012.
I wonder how many other groups have a date assigned to the "end"?
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