I am a real woman, and I need to celebrate....
anyone other real woman can join ;)
Are you a lady or a real woman?
by happyout 26 Replies latest social humour
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pettygrudger
I'm not a real woman (ohhhhh rayzorblade - do ya see this - I'm not really a woman!)
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talesin
Real Woman - Take a lime; mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
a real woman
(but durn proud of her cooking, as well as her power tool skills!)
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Aztec
"But if I could talk you into bringing the jar over to the UK instead what would that make me?"
A pimp?
"PS. I have wine and chocolate......."
Goodie goodie..keep talking!
~Aztec
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noidea
teejay...
Okay.... so now that we know how a Real Woman handles her bidness in the kitchen, please do tell us ways to tell a Lady from a Real Woman ... you know ... in that other room. Or do you have the nerve?
Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. -
Happythoughts
Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
Yuck!
50/50