We will move our HQ to Liechtenstein.
Our new movie studio's will merge with Universal.
Open the Watchtower University at Paterson.
G.
The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..
by Ron.W. 29 Replies latest social humour
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Ron.W.
anyone reading the bible without the aid of the watchtower will be immediately disfellowshipped..
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slimboyfat
New light!
Always check the website for the latest truth...That’s already the instruction, isn’t it? 🤔
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St George of England
The GB and all the funds will join Jeffrey Winder at the Argentine Branch as the country has no extradition treaty with the US.
George
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Ding
The Pyramid measurements have changed again!!!
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Sea Breeze
We are now offering great deals automobile warranties.
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resolute Bandicoot
The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..
That they have all been raptured... as they sneak of to a cult bunker in Argentina.
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Sea Breeze
Due to the decrease in attendance at KH's, we will now have a smoking section designated in the parking lot with a speaker so that more can hear the good news.
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Ron.W.
🤣🤣🤣
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enoughisenough
You don't need Jesus because we are his substitute...you get truth, life, and come to the Father through us.