The Watchtower Christmas 2024 edition:
Brothers, are you keeping up with Jehovah's Chariot Santa's Sleigh?
The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..
by Ron.W. 35 Replies latest social humour
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Ron.W.
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wantingtruth
To announce ... that the judgement starts with God's House ...
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Matthew 23:37,38:O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee,how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings,and ye would not! -
NotFormer
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"To announce ... that the judgement starts with God's House"
Funny how God's House is "Bethel" in Hebrew... 🙄
Ron.W., how long do you think it will be before one of the GB is sporting a full on Santa beard?
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moomanchu
The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..
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FedUpJW
The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..
. . .that Bibles are now banned in kingdom halls. Any choosing to use a hard copy will be judicially marked and announced as no longer one of jehovah's witnesses for refusing to obey the governing body.
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blondie
FedUpJW, I'm sure many jws bring their pads to the meetings because it is easier and faster to look up the scriptures (if they do that). I understand that that jws now carry those pads from door to door and share scriptures from that not a paper bible, pictures in the WT publications show that happening. So the day when everyone has to have a pad may be a real possibility.