Only aspartame goodness for the Professor! Can Miss Stank be Ginger?
~Aztec
276,483 years from now.....
by SanFranciscoJim 42 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
Only aspartame goodness for the Professor!
Thanks az!! Woo hoo! Actually sugar's fine in everything except drinks.
Can Miss Stank be Ginger?
I asked her about that and she said it has always been her dream!
I think Syrup should be Gilligan.
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iiz2cool
My mental state will be excellent! I will be a totally spiritual man as I spend the majority of my time going out in field service to preach the good news to the animals, birds, fish, and insect species. They will learn that they too can have a relationship with god, and not have to suffer the pain of death anymore. Of course, nothing's free, and they'll have to go out in service too, and collect donations to submit to me.
Hmmmm, almost sounds like an MLM scheme.
Walter
Ontario District Overbeer
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SanFranciscoJim
My mental state will be excellent! I will be a totally spiritual man as I spend the majority of my time going out in field service to preach the good news to the animals, birds, fish, and insect species. They will learn that they too can have a relationship with god, and not have to suffer the pain of death anymore. Of course, nothing's free, and they'll have to go out in service too, and collect donations to submit to me.
Preaching to the animals: separating the sheep from the goats.
Preaching to the birds: separating the sparrows from the vultures.
Preaching to the fish: separating the trout from the sharks.
Preaching to the insects: separating the grubs from the maggots.
What about the trees? Just because they're in a fixed location and can't go out in field service......
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SixofNine
I hate to defend WT logic, but I've actually never been able to see the logic in your arguement, SFJim. People who are gonna be bored, are gonna be bored even now, when life is demonstably to short.
200k into the future, I'm sure I'd be ready to revisit something I had loved doing 100k years ago.
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jwbot
"maybe the fastest I can do is twice the speed of sound" haha You are STOOOOOPID. Do you know that we already travel WAY faster than that.
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SanFranciscoJim
I hate to defend WT logic, but I've actually never been able to see the logic in your arguement, SFJim. People who are gonna be bored, are gonna be bored even now, when life is demonstably to short.
Interesting perspective, six. However, I don't think the WTBTS has ever detailed what the millenial survivors will be doing for the rest of eternity. The only thing I've seen are the familiar (and, IMHO ridiculous) illustrations of people walking around with baskets of fruit and vegetables while their children pet lions and tigers. Has the WT ever speculated on how the immortals will occupy the rest of eternity?
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SixofNine
*takes hearty bite of peach*
The only thing I've seen are the familiar (and, IMHO ridiculous) illustrations of people walking around with baskets of fruit and vegetables while their children pet lions and tigers.
*wipes chin* and your point is?
*screams at lion* "Leo, let go of little Jimmy. Bad lion!, Bad!"
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SanFranciscoJim
Caption: "Hmmmmm.....that boy looks delicious. *slurp*"
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suzi_creamcheez
"maybe the fastest I can do is twice the speed of sound" haha You are STOOOOOPID. Do you know that we already travel WAY faster than that.
Not if you take public transit.
For serious, how are we supposed to get around in paradise? No bikes, scooters, skateboards or cars? If we walked everywhere at that glacial pioneer pace, that would kill a lot of time.
I wonder how Jehoover will convince all the tigers and lions to become vegetarians?
