Famous last words spoken by every jdub at one time or another

by nowwhat? 7 years ago 42 Replies latest 7 years ago watchtower beliefs

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  nowwhat? 7 years ago

  "Oh I'm not going to worry about it, Armageddon will be here by then!"

  -including me

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  punkofnice 7 years ago

  "Jehovah™ will sort it all out in his due time™."

  Yes. Even me the now, ultra atheist.

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho 7 years ago

  "I'll get around to doing it* in the New System."

  *having children, finding a husband/wife, going on a trip, learning a new language, pursuing some classes in the arts, asking an ancient worthy about an obvious f*ck up/inconsistency that betrays the Bible's supposedly infallible nature. Basically living their life and flexing their own thoughts.

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  new boy 7 years ago

  In their darkest moments. "Even if we are not right it's a great way of life!"

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  Captain Schmideo2 7 years ago

  "This system CAN'T last much longer, it just can't!" - Now deceased...

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  ttdtt 7 years ago

  My mom got baptized under great pressure because the Big A was coming in 1975.
  I remember being a little kid next to her and a Pioneer sisters explaining to her that is she was not baptized, here kids would die at Armageddon too.

  That started our family to wreck and ruin as part of the Cult.

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  sparky1 7 years ago

  "Oh no, we weren't wrong about this or that. New light has just caused us to make a slight adjustment in our thinking on the matter. So essentially, we were correct all along."

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  Are you serious 7 years ago

  "We're not trying to convert you"

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  ToesUp 7 years ago

  "Jehovah will take care of it, in his due time."

  Yadda, yadda, yadda!!!

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  truth_b_known 7 years ago

  "You'll never have to go to high school." - Circa 1984

  "You'll never get to feel the pains of getting old." - Circa 1984

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