Or:
Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a faithful twit
That started from this topic, Sport
Thanks to Seeker's twisted wit.
Her mate was not rightly sailing, man
He left her lone and pure
Five meetings weekly she'd endure
For a 60 hour tour...a 60 hour tour.
The brothers started getting rough
The sister, she was bossed
If not for the demos at assembly time
Her spirit would be lost...her spirit would be lost.
Her butt sat sound on the seats of this late model Chevy van
With Freddy Hall... A pervert or two
Some Circuit Dude, and his wife
An elder Shining Star
And the rest
Here on Pioneer Penal Isle.
(end credits)
So this is the tale of a Pio-sis
She's gone for a long-long time
She's making quite the best of things
As long as she can rhyme!!!!