Ouija Board - Does It Really Work?

by Black Man 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • Black Man
    Black Man

    So..........have you ever played with one? And if you have, what happened?

  • greven
    greven

    I unwrapped the box it came in, put the board on my lap and the pointer on the surface.

    Then I asked the question: "are you there?"

    and waited

    waited

    waited

    waited

    And then suddenly the pointer moved across the surface with considerable speed and force. In fact the movement was with such force that the pointer fell right off the board onto the floor where it skidded to a halt.

    Amazing? Well, I fell asleep while waiting and finally gravity got a hold on the pointer as the board slid of my lap.

    LOL

    Greven

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    I just consulted my board... it told me that soon you will hand over/fork over all of the funds in your checking account as well as any and all savings. 401K, etc etc...

    baby's gonna get a new pair of shoes!

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Ouija boards work only as well as your imagination allows them to.

  • avengers
    avengers

    How would I know? I was dubducted and kept in isolation for 30 years.

  • Black Man
    Black Man

    up...............this is a serious query. I'm for real......any experiences with a quija board?

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    I was being serious!! Ouija boards are completely bogus... any perceived result is psychological.

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    i've never heard of a quija board.....

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Quija boards are similar or the same as ouija boards AFAIK.

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    They work really well at terrifying the dim-witted... I almost crap myself with delight if I am a party where someone gets one out as it means I'm gonna have fun.

    The willingness of people to believe in bollocks never ceases to amaze me...

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