This had me laughing.. anyone have hip hugger or jean tales to tell ?

by Xandria 26 Replies latest social humour

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    This article had me laughing so hard I was crying. I know a few friends who have had the ol' hip hugger snafoo! All I can say is: FULL MOONNNN...

    America is in the throes of a crack epidemic. Sitting in a booth with a friend at an excruciatingly hip restaurant in downtown Manhattan a few weeks ago, I glanced up to see a fleshy forest of crevices and multiple folds of skin and G-strings that three women in their late 20s were displaying for the world. It was then that I knew: This low-rider style has gone too far.

    On the street, on television, even in the office, women of all ages and sizes are wearing tight, low-slung, butt-hugging jeans and pants that hit at, or often far below, the hip. The trend isn't new?it began around '95 or so?but what is new are the unlovely depths to which the pants have now, as it were, sunk. The crotch-to-waist measurement, or rise, on a standard pair of jeans (the sort we haven't seen much of since the early '90s) is somewhere between 10 and 12 inches. Early low-riders had a rise of about 7 inches. Over the past couple of years, the rise has dipped as low as 3 or 4 inches. Low-rise, it seems, has become synonymous with no-rise. Gasoline, a Brazilian company, has even created Down2There jeans, which feature a bungee cord that allows the wearer to lower her pants as she sees fit, as though adjusting a set of Venetian blinds.

    Usually paired with midriff-baring shirts?even tops that aren't cropped can't cover the exposed expanse of abdominal flesh?the jeans have redefined our collective understanding of cleavage. Then there's the oft-visible G-string that, like a bra strap, creates strange fleshy bulges as it strains against the body. But there are worse bulges yet. These are the love handles that materialize on even the thinnest women?models and anorexics excepted?because the jeans hit a woman's body at its fleshiest point, below the hips, just above the buttocks. Of course, the feminist in me wants to applaud the insouciance with which women of all shapes now flaunt their imperfections, but the aesthete in me objects. This is a style that suits only 12-year-olds and celebrities who have the luxury of devoting entire afternoons to sculpting their obliques. For the rest of us, wearing these jeans is like putting our hips and buttocks in some humiliating reality show.

    Yet the real problem with extremely low-riding pants is that they're impractical. Sitting is difficult: If you can't find a chair with a closed back, you have to tie a shirt around your waist?always highly attractive?or risk scandalizing the room. If you drop something, or need to tie your shoe, abandon all hope; bending over with dignity is next to impossible. You must perfect the art of squatting, back straight, head up, as though preparing to curtsy. Low-riders also tend to slide down, requiring the wearer to hitch them up repeatedly. In their way, low-rider jeans bear a creepy similarity to Chinese foot-binding?they constrict a woman's action, rendering her ornamental. And like foot-binding, the jeans can have deleterious medical consequences. In 2001, the Canadian Medical Association Journal published a doctor's report stating that low-rise jeans can cause a condition called meralgia paresthetica, characterized by numbness or tingling in the thighs, by pinching a nerve located at the hip. Left untreated, the numbness can become permanent. Forget the question of style: This is a human rights issue. (What?! lol jeans HR issue ? hahahaha)

    So how did we go so low? In America, the first low-rise jeans, called hip-huggers, became popular during the late '60s, with the ascendance of the hippie counterculture and rock 'n' roll. Icons of rock like Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison helped to popularize the style. In the '70s, the pants went mainstream and became a staple of disco culture?people danced "The Hustle" in their Wrangler hip-huggers. In the late '70s and early '80s, waistlines moved higher as the culture, and fashion, grew increasingly conservative. Throughout the '80s and into the '90s, as more women entered the corporate workforce, the high waist continued to reign. Even Madonna, who arguably is responsible for today's exposed abdomens, didn't wear low-rise. In pictures of her from that decade, her hip bones are always covered by the waistband of her pants.

    Then, around 1992, Alexander McQueen sent models down the runway in his shockingly low-slung "Bumsters." In 1995, Tom Ford's first (and wildly popular) collection for Gucci included his now-famous velvet hip-hugger suit, worn by Madonna, among other celebrities. By the mid-'90s, hip-huggers had infiltrated popular culture: Juliette Lewis wore a red pair in Natural Born Killers and Mark Wahlberg memorably peeled his off in Boogie Nights. But it took Britney, Christina, and Jennifer Lopez to bring the style, riding lower than ever, back into the mainstream over the past five years.

    By the time a trend hits malls across America, high fashion is already calling it déclassé. Vogue declared low-rise pants over in May 2002, and that spring Tom Ford himself showed a trouser with a higher waist, wider legs, and dropped crotch. In spring 2003, several other designers showed high-waisted pants. And in August 2003, Sarah Jessica Parker, an arbiter of style, told Vogue that she doesn't consider low-rise pants to be age-appropriate for a woman like herself.

    It usually takes only a couple of months for a trend to go from the fashion magazines to the streets, and yet somehow, like the G-strings it popularized, this trend clings tenaciously on. It could be that the pants are a feminist statement, demanding as they do an ecumenical embrace of body type by wearer and viewer alike, and as such, women are loathe to abandon them. It could be that the dark fissures and peek-a-boo undies they reveal are physical emblems of our confessional culture, the sartorial equivalent of the tell-all memoir. ( Inquiring minds wanna know!) It could simply be that letting your belly hang free is comfortable. Or that women, buying these pants for lack of choice, have unwittingly created a false sense of demand. But the strongest argument for the persistence of the trend might simply be that we want to dress like the '70s because we feel like we're starring in a reprise of that decade: Our economy is bad; we're entrenched in an occupation abroad; we mistrust our government at home.

    I'm not advocating that we abandon this style in favor of Katharine Hepburn-type trousers belted just below the rib cage.( buwahahahahaahahah! ) As a fashionable friend recently said, low-slung trousers, with their rock 'n' roll connotations, simply look "groovier." But moderately low-rise pants can be worn with style and class. There's a famous photograph of Jackie Kennedy Onassis, taken by the celebrity photographer Ron Galella in the early '70s. In it, Jackie walks along a Manhattan street, holding only her keys. The wind musses her hair, and she looks over her shoulder at the camera. Perhaps surprisingly, she is wearing hip-huggers with a slim-fitting ribbed knit sweater. Not surprisingly, she bares no midriff. And a G-string is nowhere in sight.

    Hello, Moon Has America's low-rise obsession gone too far? By Amanda Fortini
    Updated Friday, October 10,2003 by Slate.

    X.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Has America's low-rise obsession gone too far?

    Speaking from the dirty old man class, i would say no.

    SS

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Hip huggers are comfy but some people carry it a little too far. I'm so neurotic about all my abdominal imperfections you won't ever see me in one of those really low cut ones. Of course growing up a good little dub we went so far as to pin our brastraps into place lest we stumble someone.

    ~Aztec

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Oh my god! I hate this trend

    I'm sorry but I don't want to see anyone's butt crack....of course I might just be jealous because I will never pack my blub into a pair of low-rise.

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    I absolutely hate those pants. but then again not so much the pants, maybe the people I have seen wearing them really shouldn't. these girls in my office when they sit all I see is their butt and folds of skin with stretch marks over-flowing. another thing, some girls are "hairy" there, if you know what I mean. Maybe a waxing wouldn't be bad?

  • Princess
    Princess

    I love them. I have several pair and they are super comfortable. However, some people should just say no. I don't go for the "superlow". If you need to wax, it's too low.

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Well one night.. (yea it is one of those stories) ~ I was hanging out with some friends and one of the guys came back laughing so hard he was almost crying. Apparently, someone he was dancing with was wearing hip huggers. Well she bends waaaayy over and at first he thought it was a tattoo.. but it hit him it was cracccck. I seriously doubt it was a tat of a crack on a crack. Dark and furrowed.. and needing of a wax.

    I mean here you are dancing and then some one is trying to do the grind.. next thing you know you're being mooned. (_)_)

    Ah ... the joys of City life.

    X.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    LOL - funny thread

    I was working in an office once where a 20-something girl wore them to work. She wasn't exactly the skinnest girl I've ever seen, and she sat on a normal office chair, which has an open back (save the "spine" between the seat and the back-rest). Not a pretty sight, I can tell you

  • maybesbabies
    maybesbabies

    I absolutely abhor those pants!!! I thought the "crack" issue was solely for plumber jokes until those pants came out, and now it's considered uncouth to point out to a person that their ass crack is showing. What are people thinking? I like mens pants that are semi-low slung, as in not around the rib cage, but to see women with their bellies hanging out and their asses making these weird bisected bubbles is too much for me to handle! I understand the need to feel liberated about ones body size (I'm no toothpick, that's for sure!), but those pants take it a little too far.

  • shera
    shera

    I like they look,but I have been beginning to hate them ...lol

    Can't bend over,can't sit down,constantly pulling them up.I would still like them to be lower then the high waist pants, but it would be nice if they should raise them up a few inches.

    When I was at the concert on the hill in Halifax,I was wearing a pair.It clicked in and I reached back and sure enough my thongs were sticking out. Well,I was a little embarressed I gave many people a show.Oh well.

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