Once my daughter and I came upon Valis while he was killin' a batch o' puppies. My daughter started to cry, and I was pretty sad myself, and Valis said "what's wrong little girl?". FOSL (fruit of sixy's loins) couldn't speak, she was so distraught, so I told Valis that I reckoned she was sad that he was killin' them puppies (and I said it so's he could tell I didn't take too kindly to it myself). Valis replied, sort of taken back, "well which puppy is your favourite little girl?". Thru her sobs, FOSL pointed at one puppy, and Valis handed it to her w/o killin' it. I thought that was nice.
Gimmie your best "VALIS" story
by Beans 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Stacy Smith
I'll never be able to forget Brother Valis...I still have bruises!
You get bruises when you meet him? Maybe I'd better blow off his offer to give me butt implants. I'm not sure what he meant by that anyway?????
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SheilaM
Valis is such a kind person, I really truly believe anyone that doesn't like and respect him has serious issues or little big man syndrome.
Now, he has said so many nice funny things but this tells you how he really is.
We were at my good friends house I walked by expecting the Overbeer to try a pinch, instead he pulled me onto his lap. I was so startled and was thinking "What the hell, Thunder will kill us." Instead he leans in and in his lovely quite voice says "Sheila sorry to hear about your Mom ...."and then proceeds to talk to me about some of the bad and good stuff going on in my life. I get up then he pulls Thunder on to his lap and makes sure that he is handling his grief and pride in a good way.
That is Valis he is the BEST even if he can leave a welt and bruise the size of Nebraska on your ass.
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Xena
He made me a whip
*sob*
I LOVE YOU MAN!
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Valis
*LOL* I didn't know you all remembered...*LOL* Iove every one of you...eheheh*LOL* pinches all round!
Sheila..I miss you both
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Big Tex
Here's mine:
Last October, Nina and I had only been on this board for a few months. But there was this thing called an "apostafest". Now we were both coming off of years of bad treatment from the Witnesses, but we wanted to meet some of these people we had been reading about on the board. So we blew $20 for a babysitter and set off. On the way down to Gloria's, we made each other a promise that we would only stay a few minutes, since we knew we would be ignored like at any Witness gathering, and then we could leave for a nice quiet evening for just the two of us.
Now I don't know about Nina, but I was nervous as hell. You know that old saying, that if at 4 o'clock every day a 900 pound gorilla kicks down your down and beats the shit out of you, at 3:58 you're really sweating. Well that was me walking into Gloria's that night. Well we were directed toward the back and we come upon a large table with several people talking and laughing. Then I see this tall, lanky dude with dread locks down to his waist and a very mellow smile () get up and walk over to us. In a nice loud voice he said, "You must be Big Tex. Howdy Bro!" and gave me the biggest bear hug I've ever had. Fortunately he saved the pinching for Nina.
Well I was totally gobsmacked. We sat down and stayed until the band chased us all out. I was really regretful we had to go home (we were already late as it was) as everyone else went to Valis' for more drunken revelry, orgies and human sacrifice.
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shamus
Some ppl have this gift.. where they are totally okay with themselves, and very friendly. I have friend (singular) like that... still in da troof, but only for his family... I could tell you stories..
But, anyhoo, I know what you mean. Valius would be quite someone to meet in Real Life, me thinks!
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Valis
*LOL* larc...I read that again...except for a few hysterical (and I do mean funny as hell) inaccuracies thank you for summing up my life...*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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cruzanheart
The time he was at our house and we toasted him and the whole apostate thang with crystal wine glasses that my mother bought years ago for a dinner she cooked for Milton G. Henschel. It was so very appropriate, somehow!
And Jennie & Jackson think Valis is really cool, especially after he showed Jennie how to grow crystals on charcoal.
He's smart, funny, kind, and wise. I'm glad he's our friend.
Nina
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Nikita
I have only met him in my dreams!
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/48686/1.ashx
Niki...it was not a dream...we were all on my private jet yesterday frlying around the Gulf Of Oman partying like rock stars...I told you to cut down on the cheap champagne, but you know how lyineyes is...she is a bubbly hound big time...don't worry, I've got photos and live streaming video of you and several trolls doing the unscriptural..eheh...when you come out of the haze of new light and spiritual food I'll send you the URL...*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
What a party!!
Nikita