But I thought that 1000 years to God is like a day.
So within 4 minutes must mean,,,,,,,wellll.....
Jesus Christ Will Arrive Within The Next Four Minutes! (parody)
by Nathan Natas 16 Replies latest social humour
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joey jojo
JESUS H. CHRIST will arrive within the next four minutes! In fact, by the time you read this, he may have alreadt arrrived!
Obviously you mean he must have arrived invisibly because I cant see him. I just know what you say is true because you have used the internet to confirm that you arent a crackpot.
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Vanderhoven7
It was an invisible coming of course.
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Jeffro
joey jojo:
I just know what you say is true because you have used the internet to confirm that you arent a crackpot.
Yeah, it’s always best to “do your own research” by checking obscure YouTube channels and Reddit threads for this type of stuff. Don’t concern yourself with pesky ‘facts’ from reliable sources—they’re probably put there by demonses anyway.
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joey jojo
Don’t concern yourself with pesky ‘facts’ from reliable sources
I know right. Experts are the biggest idiots.
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Rivergang
Experts are the biggest idiots
Yeah - I reckon!
(In the field of work I am engaged in, we get that all the time).
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TonusOH
As Tolkien once wrote: "Armageddon is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."