So, what do you think of this:
I freeze some of my sperm (not at home...at one of those "banks" silly) and then get a vasectomy. That way, I can be ASSURED of never having an unwanted pregnancy -- EVER! If and when my future wife and I want to have a little Bradley (or little...uh...Bradette) we can just hop on over to the bank, unthaw my squiglies and PRESTO -- there you go.
You've got to admit, it's an awesome idea.
Bradley