What are 5 major beliefs in the JW religion?

by Law 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Law
    Law

    Thanks for all the replies greatly appreciated.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster
    decided to make the Spanish-speaking populace of the country speak Swedish

    Bork, bork, bork!

    Slipnslidemaster: Doin' the humpty hump...just doin' the humpty hump...

  • philo
    philo

    1. The FDS is the law

    2. Advertise, advertise, advertise

    3. Exclusivity: exercise hatred to those who question 1. or break a law

    4. Individuals don't matter, only classes (especially the FDS class).

    5. Don't get hung up about doctrines. Remember 1. and keep busy with 2.

    You may be wondering whose is the best summary.

    1: mine is the best.

    2: MINE IS THE BEST, MINE IS THE BEST, MINE IS THE BEST, and you better f_ing believe it.

    3: Any dirty bastard who contradicts my list should be deprived of friends and family (shame we can't stone him).

    4: Oh yes! And he's of the apostate class.

    5: I don't care how bloody clever AF is, or how funny VeniceIT was, or how charmingly wrong Lark was, or how succinct and accurate Seeker was, someone has to be right AND THAT PERSON HAPPENS TO BE ME.

    [size5]GOT IT?[/size5]

    philo

  • larc
    larc

    Brother Philo,

    I do believe you are governing body material.

  • FlabbyCabby
    FlabbyCabby

    APPLAUDS PHILO.....SUPERB RANT....WELL DONE!!

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