Self-Control Part II: Watchtower 15/10/2003

by Stephanus 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Great are the rewards of self-control! Just look at some of them:

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    This is another of theose pictures "worth a thousand words" that the 'Tower puts out. So what do they mean with that caption? I assume the guy in the inset praying represents self-control. But what is the "doing good"? If that is him up the back not contributing to the meeting, where is the good in that? Is he DF, hence sitting up the back in isolation? Enquiring minds want to know!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Does it take self-control to sit thru a Japanese Watchtower study and not know what the hell anyone is saying?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    *** The man in the upper right ***

    Jehover, please help me stop masterbating in the bathroom durring meetings. I've tried to stop on my own, but I just can't control the urge.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    *** The man in the upper right ***

    Jehover does not approve of looking at naughty shapes made by pressing your fingers together.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Is there any reason why half the group look happy and high on cocaine, while the rest look like they're in a Dub meeting?

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    "Self control moves us to do good" No, no, no! A thousand times No!

    The typical works based theology of the Watchtower is flawed in the extreme. It is not self control that moves a christian to (want) to do good, but faith and love of God. The Bible book of James addresses this topic and shows clearly that works result from faith, not the other way around.

  • blondie
    blondie

    The one couple looks like they had a fight before the meeting.

    Maybe that is where the self-control comes in, not continuing the fight in the kingdom hall.

    I went to a congregation where cocaine was being sold in the restroom, BB.

    The picture would be more accurate if the mother were whispering the answer into her son's ear.

    Blondie

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    The picture would be more accurate if the mother were whispering the answer into her son's ear.

    LOL@Blondie! Oh yes, so true!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    OK, here's a little quiz.

    Spot the elder(s) in the pic.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    The elder is the cranky looking guy who is white, never gets laid, and can't poop except in the Kingdom Hall bathroom, where he stinks it up for the entire first half of the Watchtower study.

    CZAR

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