As some of you know, my main form of transport is a motorbike, and having just got a new one, I'm really enjoying it. However, I find that in my local supermarket I have no advantage as to speed and maneuverability. All the trolleys are the same. Well, I've been thinking I spend too long playing computer games, I spend at least one hour a day playing Unreal Tournament. What does this have to do with anything? Basically, for a tiny tiny instant of a second, when faced with crowds of people in a blocked shopping isle I though of switching to my flack cannon to shoot all the bodies out the way. Have I lost it or what?
Am I going insane?
by ballistic 20 Replies latest jw friends
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outnfree
LMAO.
But, so as not to get into difficulties with the police, I'd suggest shopping at a less busy time.
outnfree (make sure YOU stay that way, too)
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Englishman
Ballistic:
Trolleyderata.
Go placidly amongst the aisles of Tesco's.
Englishman.
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blondie
That's fine, Ballistic, keep it a thought, and be sure to leave your flak cannon at home. Blondie
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Frannie Banannie
LOL, Ballistic! You are not alone....I've been accused of thinking I've entered the Indy 500 by fellow shoppers when I scoot through the aisles of the local grocery stores....heheheh
Frannie B
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smack
UT, run shoot duck run shoot die. Yep, sounds like shopping to me
Game on
Steve
Tasmanian Overbeer (preffered game is DoD)
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moonwillow
Not at all ! I've done the same things *laugh*
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lurk
whats the score for little old ladies who bash your legs with the trolley?
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jgnat
Forget about the grandmas. My kids used to run in to my achilles heel with the cart. They finally admitted twenty years later that they did it on purpose! I still get twitchy if there is a cart behind me.
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expatbrit
Ballistic:
Just steal a trolley from Sainsbury's (better than Tesco's) and strap a 3 litre V6 engine from TVR on the underneath bit. This will give you the desired advantage in speed and manouverability, and there'll be no need for a flak cannon.
Expatbrit