I prefer my trusty old BFG from "Doom" to clear out a suitable path in a crowded grocery store.
Am I going insane?
by ballistic 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Eric
redline, Shift up. redline, Shift up. redline, Shift up.
By this point, shopping and those other worries diminish in significance.
Urgencies get dealt with. Priorities are sifted like sand through a screen.
Speed requires vision and forethought. The faster you go, the farther ahead you need to look.
redline, Shift up.
With pin-point clarity, you see what needs to be done now to put yourself where you need to be for what the road will demand. Your fate is in your hands.
Leave the game toys to the little boys.
Men ride.
Eric
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Joyzabel
Good grief!
now I've got to watch all around me when shopping! lol
no ballistic, you are not going insane, imho
j2bf
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jst2laws
Your ARE ballistic, aren't you!
Steve
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Elsewhere
Yes, you are going insane.
Don't fight it... just relax and let it consume you.
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ballistic
LOL, how did some of you know it was Tesco's? Is my wanted picture up in their stores? Reminded me of this joke:
First guy arrives in heaven and the angel at the gate asks, "how many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?" to which he replies, "never, the thought never crossed my mind". The angel signals him inside.
A second man appears at the gate and the angel asks, "how many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?" and he replies, "well, I was unfaithful once". The angel goes on to ask, "did you ever smoke or get drunk?" and the man replies, "NO, NEVER". The angel signals him inside.
The third guy arrives at the gates and answers the angel that he had been unfaithful three times, smokes and gets drunk. So the angel challenges the man to spend another 4 weeks on earth without once having sex, smoking or drinking.
Four weeks later, the man is back before the angel who asks, "so... how did you fare"
"Well, I didn't smoke one single cigarette, I definately didn't touch one drop of alcohol, but... I'm afraid to say... I had sex once. I'm so sorry, it was my girlfriend, she was so beautiful, to see her there bent over the freezer with that short skirt on, I couldn't resist."
The angel replies, "I'm sorry - but you are banned from heaven".
To which the man says, "yeah, well, I'm not surprised, I'm already banned from Tescos"
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czarofmischief
You have a flak cannon? Cool...
CZAR
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ISP
Ballistic, they should have a number of hours a day reserved for gamers to shop.......no limitation on weaponry!
ISP
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Phantom Stranger
This is why I stopped playing UT, and FPS games in general.
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gentlesoul
If you have to question your sanity then you might just be ?