This email was sent to me awhile ago, but I wanted to share this with every one
What's your name?
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
> a = poopsie
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = stinky
> k = flunky
> l = boobie
> m = pinky
> n = tootie
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = zippy
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
>
> a = crazy
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
>
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = harris
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
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