Worst song you've ever heard. (page 3)

qwerty

Just been listening to this on Radio 2 (UK)............

THE CANDY MAN

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious
Now you talk about your childhood wishes,you can even eat the dishes

Oh, who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Yes, the Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
A-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man

LOL..... Qwerty

nilfun

Loving you, is easy cause you're beautiful
Do'tin do do do do... AAAAAAHHHHHH

I just loved John Stamos' brother's rendition of that song.

jayhawk1

LOL Song number 196 Jehovah's Dedicated Ones (John 10:16)

LET'S ALL SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. There's a na-tion set apart, Ded-i-cat-ed in the heart. Liv-ing by Je-ho-vah's law, Sheep-like ones to him they draw.

2. A great crowd does now ap-pear. To the Shep-herd they are dear. Ded-i-cat-ed and bap-tized, They by him are great-ly prized.

3. Forth they go to preach the Word, Bold and fear-less, un-de-terred. Serv-ing wiht God's rem-nant few, They re-sem-ble 'drops of dew.'

4. "Lit-tle flock" and "oth-er sheep" Boun-teous bless-ings no do reap. Im-i-tat-ing Christ their King, Joy to God's own heart they bring.

qwerty

Rolf Harris &.....................

Two little boys !!!!!!!!!!! (I love Rolf though by the way)

For the one who don't know who he is................ http://www.rolfharrissongs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/two_little_boys.htm

qwerty

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse

Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said.

Did you think I would leave you crying?
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys.

Long years passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew.

Did you think I would leave you dying?
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys.

Do you think I would leave you dying?
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys.

Big Tex

Dolly Parton's version of Stairway to Heaven

William Shatner's infamous version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, followed closely by his rendition of Mr. Tamborine Man

But then there are bad songs, bad ideas and bad albums. Which brings me to Leonard Nimoy. Yes his singing "If I Were A Carpenter" was bad, but if you want to warp into another dimension of badness and see the worst music video of all time (Mr. Spock singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"), just click here:

http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html

All I can say is, Oh ... My ... God.

City Fan

Qwerty,

You can't include songs by Rolf. And songs from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are out as well!! Next you'll be telling us 'Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport' is a bad song.

What about 'Everything I do, I do it for you'. Now THAT is truly awful.

El Kabong

Loving you, is easy cause you're beautiful
Do'tin do do do do... AAAAAAHHHHHH

I just loved John Stamos' brother's rendition of that song.

Yeah, But the mascot didn't.

I guess he eventually could reach that high note.

Too funny, thanks for reminding me of that. That Episode of South Park was a classic.

qwerty

City Fan

Sorry mate!

You are quite correct, Rolf is great and C&the Choc factory song are excellent too!

I herewith withdraw the above sings!!!!

Qwerty

El Kabong

I just thought of this one.

Yummy yummy yummy
I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.

I always thought that Elton John or Rod Stewart should sing that song. (per the infamous urban legend)

Worst song you've ever heard.

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