Worst song you've ever heard. (page 9)

czarofmischief

Whatever song starts with

Farewell Mamma it's hard to die...

CZAR

Tinkerbell4125

I'MMMMMMMM IN THE MOOOD FOR LOOOOOOOOVE...SIMPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE NEEEEEEEEAR ME...

BONEZZ

It took all night but now I remember....I can't stand Michael Bolton.

-BONEZZ

drwtsn32

I can't stand Michael Bolton.

Obligatory Office Space Quote:

...I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'.

Nosferatu

Thank you Lady Lee for nailing "The Name Game". I've always hated that one.

"I Shot The Sheriff" is crap no matter if it's Bob Marley or Eric Clapton's version. It's just annoying.

....and for the record, Michael Bolton used to be a rocker. Then he got wimpy.

El Kabong

OK...I may get some flak for this one. But one song I really could never stand was one off the Beatles White Album.

Why don't we do it in the road.
Why don't we do it in the road.
Why don't we do it in the ro-o-oad.
Why don't we do it in the road.
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road.

(Repeat ad-nauseam).

tink

Obligatory Office Space Quote:
...I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'.

ROFL!!!! oh my god i love that movie so much.

Panda

The worst has got to be "From House to House fromDoor to Door , the something something goes somewhere" Oh everytime I heard that song I felt like I was singing for a cartoon.

Nosferatu

I remember seeing one of Michael Bolton's older music videos, and I was confused because I didn't hate it. I may look further into his older stuff. Seems like he saw the same fate as Bryan Adams.

From: http://pages.cthome.net/hirsch/bolton.htm

After leaving RCA Records, Michael assembled a rock band called "Blackjack," whose line-up contained Bruce Kulick on guitars, Jimmy Haslip on bass and Sandy Genaro on drums. The band was short-lived, and yet managed to release two albuns both out by Polydor: 1979's "Blackjack" and 1980's "Worlds Apart."

Resuming his solo-career in the beginning of the 80's, Michael Bolotin renamed himself Michael Bolton and released his first record by Sony Music, on the Columbia label, named "Michael Bolton."

His style remained that of rock/pop but the success wasn't what he would expect. After one more rock album (1985's "Everybody's Crazy"), Michael put out his first successful work, 1987's "The Hunger." The album contained the hit " That's What Love Is All About," a romantic ballad that began uplifting his career, showing his special talent for that sort of interpretation. It also featured re-recording of Ottis Redding's "(Sittin'On) The Dock Of The Bay."

Frannie Banannie

That country song you're thinking of was from the old TV show "Hee Haw".
Here it is, for your cringing enjoyment.

LOL, Gopher! (BARRRRRRRRRFS)

Here's another worst of the worst for your listening destroyment....

Watermelon Crawl, sung by Tracy Byrd...

written by Buddy Brock, Zack Turner I was driving thru Georgia in late July On a day hot enough to make the Devil sign I saw a homemade sign written in red Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down Took a two lane road to a one horse town There was a party going on when I got there I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor CHORUS: He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelon on the vine Help yourself to some but obey the law If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl When the band started playing the watermelon queen said Let me show you something that you ain't never seen She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go She dipped down spun around and doe-see-doed She rocked back on her heels dropped down to her knees Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet She wiggled and she giggled beat all you ever saw Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl REPEAT CHORUS Well if you're ever down in Georgia round about July If you ain't in a hurry then you oughta stop by I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball Learning how to do the watermelon crawl REPEAT CHORUS Have fun you all Do the watermelon crawl

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