Worst song you've ever heard.

by FlyingHighNow 118 Replies latest jw friends

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Shirley Shirley bo burley
    Banana fana fo firley
    Fe fi fo firley
    SHIRLEY!

    Lincoln Lincoln bo bincoln
    Banana fana fo fincoln
    Fe fi fo fincoln
    LINCOLN!

    C'mon everybody, YEAH!
    I said let's play a game
    I betcha I can make a rhyme
    Out of anybody's name.

    The first letter of the name
    I'll treat it like it wasn't there
    But if a "B" or an "F" ever will appear
    Then I say a fo and a fi and I say the name
    Banana fano and fo
    And then i say the name again

    And I say the name again
    With an "M" this time
    There isn't a name
    That I can't rhyme.

    Arnold Arnold bo barnold
    Banana fano fo farnold
    Fe fi mo marnold
    ARNOLD!

    But if the first two letters
    Are ever the same
    Drop them both
    And say the name

    Like Bob, Bob drop the "B" spells ob
    or Fran, Fran drop the "f" spells ran
    or Mary, Mary drop the "M" spells ary
    That's the only rule that is contrary.

    Now let's say Divi, Divi!
    Now Divi with a "B", Bivi!
    Then banana fana fo, banana fana fo!
    Then you say the name again with an "F", very plain, Fivi!
    Fe fi then mo, and fe fi then mo
    Then you say the name again with an "M" this time, Mivi!

    And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
    Now do Divi!

    Divi Divi bo bivi
    Banana fana fo fivi
    Fe fi mo mivi
    DIVI!

    Let's do Marsha
    Marsha Marsha bo barsha
    Banana fana fo farsha
    Fe fi mo marsha
    MARSHA!

    A little trick with Dick
    Dick Dick bo bick
    Banana fana fo fick
    Fe fi mo mick
    DICK!


    Shirley was my birth name and I hated it (no offence to other Shirleys out there)
  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Worst song I ever heard? LORD SEND ME A BLONDE, I'M TIRED OF SQUEEZING 'BLACKHEADS'!

    Outaservice

    PS The other one was 'KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PIES'! (gained 10 lbs. on that one)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    *** Cringing as I post this ***

    ARTIST: Irving Berlin
    TITLE: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better


    [From Annie Get Your Gun]

    I'm superior, you're inferior
    I'm the big attraction, you're the small
    I'm the major one, you're the minor one
    I can beat you shootin', that's not all

    Anything you can do, I can do better
    I can do any thing better than you
    No you can't, Yes I can, No you can't
    Yes I can, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can


    Anything you can be I can be greater
    Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
    No, you're not, Yes I am, No you're not
    Yes I am, No you're not, Yes I am, yes I am

    I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
    I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
    I can do most anything
    Can you bake a pie? No, Neither can I

    Anything you can sing I can sing louder
    I can sing anything louder than you
    No you can't....

    Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
    I can buy anything cheaper than you
    Fifty cents, Forty cents, Thirty cents
    Twenty cents, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

    Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
    I can dig anything deeper than you
    Thirty feet, Forty feet, Fifty feet
    Sixty feet, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

    I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
    I can do it quicker and get even sicker
    I can live on bread and cheese
    And only on that? Yes, So can a rat

    Anything you can reach, I can go higher
    I can sing anything higher than you
    No you can't....

    Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster
    I can lick anyone faster than you
    With your fist? With my feet, With your feet?
    With an axe, No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

    Any school where you went, I could be master
    I could be master much faster than you
    Can you spell, No I can't, Can you add
    No I can't, Can you teach, Yes I can, yes I can

    I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser
    I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle
    I can open any safe
    With out being caught? Yes, That's what I thought, you crook

    Any note you can hold I can hold longer
    I can hold any note longer than you.
    No you can't, Yes I ca-a-a-a-an, Yes you ca-a-an

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    ?Achy Breaky Heart? - Billy Ray Cyrus

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    how many remember

    "We Are Jehovah's Witnesses", we speak out in fearlessness ..................

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Frannie,

    That country song you're thinking of was from the old TV show "Hee Haw".

    Here it is, for your cringing enjoyment.

    A HEE HAW CLASSIC DITTY Where oh where are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
    But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

    You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
    You were just scattered all over the place.
    I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
    I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

    I went to your house at three in the morning.
    You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
    You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
    If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.

    I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
    Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
    But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
    How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

    When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
    You looked so pretty in your satin and lace.
    But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
    you popped a pimple all over my face!

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Disco Duck! Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots. duh

    The worst thing I ever heard!!!!

    alt

    Hey, my sister and I thought that Hee Haw song was so funny!

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    OMG Elsewhere.. they made a TIDE commercial out of that song! It's so terrible!

    HAHAHHHAHAHAH

    CG

  • elamona
    elamona

    Anything Willie Nelson does. I won't even accuse him of singing- he has this nasally twangy screechy voice that grates on my every nerve.

  • Mulan
    Mulan
    "We Are Jehovah's Witnesses", we speak out in fearlessness .............

    Thanks a lot!!! Now I'll have that in my head all day. Perturbed

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