What's your Phobia? (page 6)

seven006

Biscuits,

Thinking that not having control over a steering wheel or TV remote equates a sacrifice is part of the reason I become an Olympic sprinter if the "M" word is ever brought up. Frankly I have absolutely no problem with a woman driving. Just as long as I know how to catch a cab. It isn't even a control issue, it's a life and death issue. It's not an individualized phobia but is one that is attached to the other. I like to keep my phobias together in order of importance. M, death, sanity, being forced to watch movies with the words Ya Ya in the title.

When it comes to a woman being in control of the TV remote, again I have absolutely no problem with that at all. I have two TV's.

As far as the sanity goes, I'm enjoying mine and it is becoming that much more apparent since I gave up dating. Xena likes to pop in at this point and call me a woman hater. That is far from the truth. I like women a lot, especially when they are content and happily M'ed to another guy. They are my buddies and they cook really good stuff when I come over. I even rinse the dish I use and put my glass away. I've even been known to do the dishes. It's only fare.

I see you popping up in the political threads and challenging Viet Nam vets and people who are currently in the military. Keep going, I think you'll have them convinced on your way of thinking in no time. When your done, we have a few born again's that would probably love hear your take on their lord and slave master.

Smart women crack me up. (place stupid little winking icon here).

OK, I've given you about five things to rip me on. Do your best and keep in mind, Dave don't care. If you have any trouble, PM Xena, she's a master at trying to put me in my place. I just love that woman.

Take care,

Dave

PS: Keep in mind what I told you about my inability to be serious about anything. Being M'ed before does that to a guy, I look at it as a gift.

CountryGuy

SNAKES!!!!

I can't even watch the Discover Channel or Animal Planet because of it. There's always that one commercial where a snake strikes at the camera. That TOTALLY freaks me out!!!!!

bisous

Oldster,

I have to give it to ya on the viet vet comment, notice i edited my post nearly immediately (as in deleted it). I realized what a fruitless effort that would be...arguing with Republicans is kind of like trying to deprogram a JW who rings your bell. See, I am a smart chick.

Never fear, I share your Marriphobia. maybe we should start a club? fear of losing control of remote is no sillier than fear of movies with the word YA YA...what's the latest chick move you love to hate? i bet you're one of those closet chick movie watchers. You single guys are all alike, especially when you get old and alone...rent the chick movies and tear up in secret...gotta find a release somewhere, once you become a monk.

Marriage is just another institution formed by men to keep good women down. YEAH!!!!!!!!! WOMEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!! wooooohoooooooooooo!

silly men crack me up (winking icon backatcha)

czarofmischief

Marriage is just another institution formed by men to keep good women down.

I concur. We'd all be better served by a society where men had no obligation to support their sexual partners. Women are tough, they can handle it on their own. They don't need us. In fact, we are just in the way, when it comes to childrearing and whatnot. Men should just live in camps and then trot out of the forest to provide the semen on spontaneous occasions.

Plus, most women receive absolutely no emotional, financial, or spiritual support from having a life partner. Like I said, men should just bang and leave, after all, aren't the best men in the world usually the ones who father children and then never see them? Aren't they the ones we naturally respect?

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. (well, duh)

Marriage, especially monogamous, Western style marriage, is the greatest concession to women's rights in history. What other culture gives women the absolute right to sole possession of a man's sexual life? What other culture would even consider impeaching a President just for showing another woman his penis?

sheesh. But if you seriously want to overthrow marriage, hey, what are you doing this weekend?

CZAR

bisous

Sole possession of a man's sexual life?! who'd want the burden? and how boring....

Now, Dave & I are needling each other, so I don't really want to overthrow anyone's world/life/whatever...but I must ask which society are you referring to since some of your points seem straight out of the 1950s vs. today...been along time since women solely relied on men for financial support, etc. etc. etc.

If 2 people want to get married, and decide on how that will work for them, more power to them. But your assumptions seem a little outdated.

but hey, if you want to get together to overthrow your idea of marriage, meet me at my place....

bisous

I will conced the ridiculousness of American mores when it comes to the penis impeachment....one more reason the global community scratches head and rolls eyes at our society.

seven006

Overthrow anyone's world/life/whatever?

You're not one of those professional mind wrestling chicks are you? You know, six foot five, 250 pounds of spandex clad attitude with inset eyeball laser sights flickering their little red dots on every guys crotch/mind are you? I didn't know you had the power to over throw anything. Where did you get that and who gave it to you? I only ask because I just want to make sure my ex-wife doesn't shop where you shop. You're starting to scare me woman, I thought you were just going to play nice and have fun. All us guys on the board are sensitive ya know. We have feeling and we cry and stuff.

I think it is great that women have been able to come closer to equality with men. And when they start allowing men into the locker rooms of professional women athletes to do journalistic interviews I think total equality will finally be established. Well, that and the women assistant DA's can get their discriminating chips off their shoulders and realize that kids do need their fathers and only being able to rent their kids on weekends is a bit unfair. We've come a long way in the equal rights issue. Now we just need to find a little balance in our equality. I think about that every time I go to my gym (at one time it was men only gym) and see the women only section off the side of the main gym and notice that the men only have a separate shower and the urinals to call their own.

Life cracks me up.

I guess my real phobia is losing the last bit of personal freedom that men have. Urinals are ours damn it and you just can't have them. The ones that constantly flow water remind me of water falls and warm sunny days with wild flowers and a picnic in the park.

Please, ladies, Take everything else but leave us our urinals. We built them, we pee in them, they are ours. No matter how much I agree with most equal rights issues I am not giving up on our last bastion of male freedom. Peeing while standing like a man. That is my take on the real penis envy issue.

Dave

bisous

that's why i like france, they have pissoirs where women and men can stand and pee in equality.

6'5" ... spandex....don't need that to mindwrestle, Davey Baby

like i said, i know you dudes have feelings and s@*t, that's why you rent chick movies in secret and watch them at home...alone.

regarding your other equality comments, BRING IT ON!!! i agree....men in women's locker rooms, here here. fully integrated gymnasiums. aye aye. joint custody. abscalutely. woman president, male veep. yes please.

and talk to czar, he's the one who said girls wanna overthrow marriage. i just accepted the honor.

Gretchen956

Shelob

Actually, I used to be afraid of spiders, not anymore, don't think I'd like them crawling on me, but I catch them and release them outside when I find one in my house.

The only big one I can think of is Dentists, I am terrified of them, they are evil.

Gretchen

bisous

i have to agree, gretchen....dentists must be sadists fer sure.

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