🎵"Dreamin...I'm always dreamin...Hoping a great interview will come my wayyy"...🎵
Every exJW YouTuber dreams for that one special interview that will take his ranking over the top. Well, that dream may become a reality for someone very soon with footloose & fancy Anthony Morris III becoming more available now that he's out of his bunker/compound & living among us.
Here's how that interview can very likely play-out:
Interviewer: Anthony, how much of WT's New World Translation did you have a part in writing?
AM3: It's hard to put a percentage or number on it...but I can tell you I put quite a bit of time into it.
Interviewer: Are you Scholarly and/or fluent in Hebrew and/or Greek?
AM3: No I am not...I don't consider myself Scholarly nor am I fluent in any of those languages.
Interviewer: Do any of the other GB Members have any of the above mentioned credentials required to put together a Bible Translation?
AM3: No!
Interviewer: Does the WTBTS maintain a pedophile data base at New York Headquarters?
AM3: Yes they do.
Interviewer: How many names of known JW pedophiles would you say are on that data base?
AM3: To the best of my recollection...north of 25,000.
Interviewer: What is your current personal stance on the "2 witness rule" as pertaining to Child Sex Abuse Cases?
AM3: I have no comment on that other than to say the courts may very soon force WT to change its current view.
Interviewer: Did you get along okay with your other Governing Body members?
AM3: The quick answer is no! Most of us has his own pet peeves that always seem to get in the way...preventing us from moving forward on Teachings/Doctrine that would benefit the rank & file...so things always seem to get held-back & nothing much ever gets accomplished at our weekly Wednesday meetings!
Interviewer: Do you think WT is in trouble and in decline?
AM3: Is the Pope Catholic? Not only is WT in trouble & in decline...even worse...WT is in a very desperate state of mind.
Interviewer: Did you, Tony, enjoy being on camera?
AM3: Yes very much soo! I enjoyed cracking jokes & making the audience giggle & laugh. Being on camera & the Broadcasts makes us all at WT feel like Rock Stars.
Interviewer: Did you enjoy the adoration from the rank & file?
AM3: I've got to admit...it felt good...I'm going to miss that the most. It's a perk that the rest of the Governing Body & GB Helpers enjoy as well...whether they want to admit it or not.
Interviewer: What is the current direction the WTBTS is headed?
AM3: The current Governing Body is flying by the seat of their pants! Like I said earlier...they're in a desperate state of mind!
Interviewer: What's with the constant reference to Proverbs 4:18 over the past decades whenever WT realizes they've errored in their Teachings, Doctrines or Date setting?
AM3: I've got to admit...of all the scriptures we've miss-used, miss-applied or otherwise abused & twisted over the years...Proverbs 4:18 takes the cake! It's been like our "free get out of jail" scripture!
Interviewer: What's with your condemnation of tight pants on men & Spanx pants on women in some of your talks about?
AM3: It's a Pet peeve of mine. Every GB member has something not related to the Bible that he enjoys ranting and raving about...mine happens to be tight clothing.
Interviewer: Do you really believe JW children should get baptized at an early age?
AM3: Honestly, no! Jesus waited til he was 30 to get baptized...but the Organization, like I said, is desperate!
Interviewer: Why were you removed as a GB member?
AM3: I'm a failure to communicate, especially when I've been drinking. There are other reasons which I'm not ready to discuss. In a word...I'm a real & present danger to the Organization. To be fair...there are other GB members that should of been let go a long time ago as well.
Interviewer: Tony...are you still of the Anointed?
AM3: (Long pause)...Not sure...not sure if I ever was! Not sure if I even know what that means..."to be of the Anointed"!
Interviewer: Tony, I'm not sure how much time you have. I have a ton of other questions for example...pertaining to Holy Spirit; do you know where all the dead bodies are hidden, as the saying goes? Does your wife know where the dead bodies are hidden? I have questions about disfellowshipping, disassociation & shunning, the Blood issue, the overlapping generation teaching, Beth Sarim in San Diego, California, etc, etc, etc.
AM3: I'm sort of getting tired. Can we stop for now & continue this interview at another time?
Interviewer: Sure...but do you promise to continue at another time?
AM3: Yes...I promise!