PPPHHHT! Whatever... this is paradise....
SEX IN THE NEW SYSTEM! WARNING: DEALS WITH PEE PEE'S AND GIRL'S SPECIAL PRIVATE AREAS!
Male: Good day love. I think we should have a child.
Female: Oh, that would be lovely dear. I would love to bear again....
Male: Yes, poor old Joshua had to be stoned to death, because he spoke against the god Jehovah.
Female: Yes, he was a spoilt brat.
Male: I agree.
Female: When shall the sexual act take place?
Male: I say now. Please go shower.
Female: Yes master...
a few minutes later..
Male: Are you finished love?
Female: I am finished and ready for the sexual intercourse to produce our child, thank you master.
Male: You are welcome. I shall now shower.
a few minutes later...
Male: I am ready.
Female: As am I. I shall assume the desired and necessary missionary position as prescribed by Jehovah and all the angels, and we shall make a baby.
Male: Good. I shall now commence penetration:
a few minutes later...
Male: I am finished. I did not enjoy that intercourse at all.
Female: Nor did I.
Male: Well, we are finished, and you are with child.
Female: Aye. It shall be a blessing upon our house. What are you doing today husband?
Male: Oh, just picking more f*** fruit... and you?
Female: Oh, cleaning up lion shit.
Life in the new system: utter paradise. I would rather be dead.