by Simon 17 Replies latest social humour
🤣🤣🤣ðŸ˜Simon you're killing me
SBF Remember that Irish guy who wrote a book about how to escape Jehovah's witnesses? Except he made it free?
Then Lloyd got wind of the idea and wrote a cheap Amazon copy himself....and tried to charge people £200 to have him put THEIR story in the back! Then he gave them a special offer of £150 instead when...er ...no one took the marvellous opportunity.
Yes the Great Apostate, Neil Gardner
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-Apostate-Life-Jehovahs-Witnesses-ebook/dp/B07946XQ1N/
That was funny Simon ,have a beer or two on me.
Included in the book are some discreet photos of the prostate exam visits! Viewer discretion advised!
Here is the beautiful KANNIKA! Talk about a nurse who loved her job. KANNIKA had me facing up for the exam, instead of the usual face down. FIVE STARS FOR KANNIKA!
"Roy Devons" - lol
You gotta write that book.
I'd buy it if you got it published
I'd buy it if you got it published
Hey, people who buy the $150 special-schmuck edition "might" get a mention, LOL
@Simon - if the book is good, then I can see a film adaptation ...
Obese neck-beard Roy Devons (Alec Baldwin) is a youtube hero, globally celebrated for single-handedly rescuing hundreds of millions of people from various cults across the world.
But an unexpected midlife crisis causes him to take a break from saving the world. His only option now is to go on vacation to the fleshpots of Thailand for a two-week period of self-reflection.
Roy Devons is ... The Kerb Crawler.
This film has been rated R due to its frequent depictions of explicit sex and blame-shifting.
All characters featured in this motion picture are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.
I've thought of a couple of jokes involving Alec Baldwin and shooting blanks, but they're in such bad taste even this thread is inappropriate for them.
