Happy Thanksgiving everyone.. and just for thanksgiving laughs:
Top ten things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving
1) Reach in and grab the giblets.
2) Wow, that's an incredible spread!
3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
4) I tie the legs together, that keeps it moist inside.
5) Those breasts are huge!
6) That's about the biggest drumstick I've ever seen!
7) You want to share my wishbone!
8) Those thighs look delicious!
9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!
lol.. now you won't complain about stuffing the turkey etc. :D
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