by logansrun 37 Replies latest jw friends
Stacey - Now as an adult you should try drunken-naked-jello-Twister! It's 20x's more fun!! Hehe
Spunky you are trying to corrupt me aren't you?
Have you tried twister in the shower yet? Naked wet twister is fun too and soap is your friend. It's all the rage on campus.
My understanding is that in small shower stalls it's acceptable to tape the twister game to the wall and stay within the framework of the rules. Just be careful when you pick up the soap, it's an old trick master players use.
You could leave some apostate material in the bathroom...eheh maybe stick it on the door of the stall for bathroom reading...eheh..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Have you tried twister in the shower yet? Naked wet twister is fun too and soap is your friend. It's all the rage on campus.
Stacey - Nope, can't say I've tried twister in the shower yet...hehe...sounds like fun tho!
mortons68,
They are way to young to be married and I really dont think the sex is cracked up to what it is at this age...
When I married my first husband at 18, he was only 19 and we were both jaydubs. We expected the sex to be awkward at first. It took us months to get ...um... synchronized, and it was definitely worth the trouble. If you're going to marry young, it can work if you both have similar expectations of what marriage should be.
Thirty years later, I'm still on my first husband -- he just won't go away. But our marriage has lasted longer than the jaydub thing; we left together in 1995.
So, yeah, assuming the happy couple has some brains and are at least halfway observant of each other, this could actually work out. Jaydub or no. Mazel tov.
GentlyFeral.
OK twister game is dried off and put away. I wonder how that wedding turned out? Maybe Bradley got lucky tonight?
Gently
I'm sure the sex will be just incredible for them tonight, hahahahahahahahaha.... HEY now Thunder and I were 19 and we had a BLAST on our wedding night.
Thinking back on my first experience it wasn't exactly too bad. It got better but we managed to figure out where things went. Besides I had been doing lots of personal training.
Besides I had been doing lots of personal training
Hehehe, personal training! Ya gotta keep yourself conditioned!
Well, the wedding is over. I've been disfellowshipped.
Just kidding ;) Seriously, everything went all right. No questions asked, just smiles and the somewhat awkward "I'm really glad you could make it" from people who stared at me a just a little too long while saying that.
Okay, the talk: God, JW wedding and funeral talks are the worst! It's like a form letter you receive from some corporation: impersonal and rigid. The JWs are probably the most predictable religion on the planet.
Near shockingly too much emphasis by the speaker (the grooms brother, btw) on how the wife must respect her husband "no matter what." I put those words in quotation marks for a reason -- that is exactly what the elder said! I looked at my mom sitting next to me when he stated that and she just gulped. It was bad.
Ah, but the husband should allow the wife to decide some matters, such as where they go on vacation. Gee, that's so generous. Really, the entire talk was so incredibly demeaning towards women I should report them to Amnesty International.
Other than that, it was a pretty typical wedding. My brother-in-law gave the prayer at the reception and thanked Jehovah "for the flavorful food" that was provided. Seeing that this was before anyone ate the meal I think that was rather presumptuous, don't you?
There was the typical "no rice throwing or clinking of glasses." Musn't have those evil spirits in attendence. Oh, but there was quite a bit of "spirits" being consumed! Open bar all night -- I thought it was brought out at the last DC that this would be "unwise" (read: rule)?
I didn't drink too much. Nor did I say anything "offensive" (read: true). Actually, I'm quite glad that I went as it was an exhibition for me of exactly why I left this crummy religion. One must be reminded of that from time to time.
Bradley
