South Park and the Irrelevance of Doctrine (page 2)

czarofmischief

I think programmes like south park are brilliant, they really make you think about thongs

I think that's the funniest Freudian slip I've ever ever seen. I'm nearly pissing myself, here...

CZAR

Satanus

Hey, i just watched my first few south parks (thanks kazaalite). It's great. Thanks for the recommendation

SS the big kid class

Gadget

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think programmes like south park are brilliant, they really make you think about thongs,

I was abit drunk when I posted it...... lol.

blondie

[Hell, waiting area. Many souls are there, wondering where they are, and why.]

Speaker: Hello, newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody hear me? [taps the mic a few times]

Hello? Can everybuh-? Okay. [the crowd quiets down]

Uh, I'm the hell director. Uh, it looks like we have about 8,615 of you newbies today, and for those of you who are a little confused, uh, you are dead, and this is hell, so, abandon all hope and uh yada yada yada. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation process, which will last about-

Man 4: Hey, wait a minute, I shouldn't be here. I wa a totally strict and devout Protestant! I thought we went to heaven!

Hell Director: Yes, well I'm afraid you were wrong.

Soldier: I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness.

Hell director: Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well.

Man 5: Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven?

Hell Director: I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer.

Crowd: [disappointed] Awww.

shamus

Kyle's mom's a bitch... she's a big fat bitch...

Is that what you were trying to say???

If you all like South Park, check out Orgazmo. It was made by Trey Parker, who also starrs in it, and it's about a Mormom who becomes a porn-star. It's pretty funny when he says things like "how would Christ benefit by me sticking my tongue in her mouth"... LOL!

And when they go door to door everyone tells them to F-off... too funny.

Simon

I love Southpark - I think it's very funny on the surface but very insightful deeper down.

Cartman: "That's my @#$! Watchtower, give it back. I've got it all underlined"

LOL, now that made me laugh !

My favourite line has to be the Xmas one where Cartman has sneaked in to his mothers closet to find out what his hidden present is:

I know what I'm getting for christmas ... the "ultra pleasure-vibe 2000" - I don't know what it is but it sounds #&*%*# sweet !!

Englishman

Re South Park, what is an anual probe and how can I get one?

Englishman.

South Park and the Irrelevance of Doctrine