14 things to do in walmart! (page 2)

Wal-Mart is terrible. They have only certain brands, and they suck. To top it off, go by the asshole greeter, the employees that need to "cheer" before every shift, and I hate it. Hate it hate it hate it.

They even have a McDonald's in there... if you didn't feel trashy enough, eat they're Big Mac barf meals with fries boiled in lard... yum yum yum.

Wal-Mart is very unimaginative.

Cassiline

lol Needed the laugh.

Cassi

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It's funny how these things mutate over the years. Here's the original (as far as I know) taken off a BBS:

30 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At Wal-Mart!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they don't realize it.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your
legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons.

5.Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms.

7.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest
voice possible "I smell sex and candy"

8.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

9.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to "10."

10.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

11.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

12.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the
other aisles.

13.Put M&M's on layaway.

14.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

15.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath

16.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray
air fresheners.

17.Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

18.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

19.Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.

20.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

21.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

22.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

23.Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

24.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission:Impossible."

25.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

26.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with
various funnels.

27.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing
that the clothes are talking to them.

28.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

29.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

30.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you
don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in
it.

Cassiline

27.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing
that the clothes are talking to them.

LOL

I can see it with any JWs looking for clothes in any Good Will's. lmao You know it's a fact demonzs are in those bad bad used clothes.

Cassi

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