Find out what level of Dante's Inferno You'd go to!

by czarofmischief 40 Replies latest social humour

  • tink
    tink
    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Cool, pretty women are on my level!!

  • Momofmany
    Momofmany
    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!

    Third Level of Hell

    In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
  • Valis
    Valis

    WTF only 7th level? I need to try harder!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Makena1
    Makena1

    Wow - 5th Level here.

    I blame it all on the bad association I have experienced on this board!

    Mak

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    hmmm.....I made it to the 9th level where Satan's abode is and hell freezes over...heheheheh

    Frannie B (wriggles eyebrows)

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    What's wrong with heretics?

    ~Aztec

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29
    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Shit I got Level 8!

  • Tashawaa
    Tashawaa

    Looks like I'm in good company - 6th Level (Heretic)

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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