Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
LOL!!
~ Sens ~
by czarofmischief 40 Replies latest social humour
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
LOL!!
~ Sens ~
Seventh level???? How in hell is that possible? I'm not violent. I just said I'd assasinate someone if it would make me rich and powerful. And that some people deserve to die.They didn't say who, so I figured Osama. How can I go to hell for that?
7th Level ...
So, what beer tastes good warm. More importantly, who's going to bring it?
Gasp! I am a monster aparently!
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Level | Who are sent there? | Score |
---|---|---|
Purgatory | Repenting Believers | Extreme |
Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | High |
Level 2 | Lustful | High |
Level 3 | Gluttonous | Low |
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low |
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Very Low |
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Very Low |
Level 7 | Violent | Low |
Level 8- the Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Low |
Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Low |
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score |
---|---|
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Low |
Level 2 (Lustful) | Moderate |
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
This test is seems heavily biased towards one's particular religious beliefs. Just because I don't acknowledge God I'm going to be sent to the 6th level of hell? Come on!!
Someone posted a different hell test a couple weeks ago... on that one I had a pathetically low score. That test focused more on things like eyeball licking.
i don't acknowledge god either dr and i still got booted to the lustful circle of hell
I found this...I think Ted Jaracz is on his way here.