I am a *CRACK ADDICT*

by Funchback 37 Replies latest social physical

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    It's an addiction that I have tried to stop since I was a young boy. My friends and loved ones have tried to encourage me to quit, but I just can't. When I used to attend meetings, I would feed my addiction right there in the Kingdom Hall. And I generally need a "hit" every (25) minutes or so.

    Yes, I cannot stop cracking my knuckles! I can crack all (8) fingers and (2) thumbs. I can also get TWO cracks from all (8) fingers (the top knuckle and the middle knuckle). I can even crack all of my toes. I sound like a human fireworks show: *CRACK*SNAP*POP* (either THAT or I sound like a BIG bowl of Rice Krispies!).

    During the meetings, my wife would give me evil, dirty looks. I like to crack each finger individually. After my third finger-crack, she would nudge me with her elbow. But, as any of you crack addicts know, once you've started craking you HAVE to FINISH cracking. You can't just do a few fingers and then forget about it.

    Who else here is a crack addict? It's okay...You can now come clean!

    Crack addicts of the world UNITE!

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    YIKES...you too!

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    I wish this was only a guy addiction......

    started when I was 5 years old. I can also crack my ankles, knees, hips, back and neck.

    Lisa<----very flexible.

  • sens
    sens

    yes I crack alot 2

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    You guys crack me up.

  • Momofmany
    Momofmany

    I started cracking in high school. I would do my back and neck during the meetings to see who was behind me and what they were doing. I still do it all the time. When I was reading your post, I started itching to start cracking.

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    I am a snap crackle pop kinda gal. I pop my fingers cause they hurt if I don't (doulbe jointed) but my knees, hips, shoulders etc pop and crack of their own volition. My kids got the same popping joints and grandbaby is even more double jointed then I am. (sigh)

  • Tinkerbell4125
    Tinkerbell4125

    I'm 43, so when I squat, my knees crack. Does that count?

    Tink

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Oh yeah... crack is SWEET!

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Funchback

    You scared me for a minute. Your also a Crack Pot.

    Steve

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