Ok thats it...the NEW LIGHT on the above subjects is that a SISTER will be stationed at the DOOR for every meeting and her job will be to check for VASECTOMIES. The BROTHER on the other side of the door will be checking for BOOB IMPLANTS. Friends caught with the above bodily IRREGULARITIES will have their privileges removed along with their clothes. Frowny faces will be put next to their names on the Book of Life. Brothers and Sisters with 10 or more average monthly hours can apply for these positions.
boob jobs and sisters
by jurs 42 Replies latest jw friends
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teejay
--The Boob Poem
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it.""Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes,
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting."There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one.
Have mercy, I was praying.It squeezed me from both up and down.
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out. -
OrangeBlossom
P.S.
My boobs look and feel every bit as natural as they did before. They are not rock-hard like some girls and while I am quite large, I could have gone way bigger but preferred to stay natural looking. I bet you would not be able to tell that I have implants (saline, not silicone) if you saw me naked, which you won't as I'm not into exibitionism.