High Unemployment Among Apostates

by Joker10 87 Replies latest jw friends

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit
    Wow! Who is this Joker10? We need him in the Writing Department! He can sit next to the earthquake guy! - Theodore Jaracz
  • Dansk
    Dansk
    Well, an active apostate dedicates a good portion of his/her day in "spreading the good news". Some have examined their lives and decided they could make room for this sacrifice. We applaud those that have expanded themselves in this ministry and do our best to support and encourage them.

    Loved that, Tashawaa

    Ian

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Won't it be great when Jehover whacks all us apostates at Armageddon Joker?

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick
    I, like many others, know how you all spend your time

    I am so embarressed. It's true, Joker knows most of my time is spent at the local porn shop. Shit, now my secret is out. Oh ssshhhh Joker, please don't tell anyone else!

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    The problem is that you did not differentiate between those who are unemployed by choice and those who are actively seeking employment. Many people don't work because their S.O. does and choose not to. Others are full time students.

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    , Joker knows most of my time is spent at the local porn shop.

    I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before...

    Brummie

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick
    I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before...

    Oh hey, Brummie! I thought I'd seen you in the lube aisle!

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Jokerman
    you have obviously not been keeping up with the Gods organisation because there is now a NEW 15-minute rule: an apostate can only claim he is an active "worker" if he works more than 15 minutes a month.

    I think if you take this new light into consideration, your figures will be remarkable altered to show that apostates' working hours have actually enjoyed a 2% increase in the last year. And maybe you will stop grieving the holy spirit at the same time.

    Think about it!!

    Your friend,

    His Popeness

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    Oh hey, Brummie! I thought I'd seen you in the lube aisle!

    LOL! Brummie claims to use astroglide to give his coat a nice glossy finish, but we know the truth!!

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    ! I thought I'd seen you in the lube aisle!

    Mwahahahah, darlin there aint an aisle I aint been in, one has so much time to waist.

    Brummie

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