Nosferatu: ROTFLMAO!!
It is pretty weird how the Witnesses think having literature on hand at all times is a life-and-death matter. Like you're going to be running for cover, dodging bullets, being lined up against the wall for refusing to burn incense to the emperor, and then you think, "Wait a minute...I remember there was this article about sea lions...Jesus, I don't know what to do! I need to know the Christian view of vasectomies and I need to know NOW! Somebody gimme a Watchtower! Or a tract, or like an invitation to the Memorial, or somethin'! I need paper!!!!!!!! Aughghghghh" <sound of machine gun fire opening up on literature-less dub>