Morty baby, you kill me your dangerous 7 ways to kill your lover, well that sounds frightening. You guys are sadists.. Let me help out. Go to your attic and find something that would make a good back drop to preform the best joke of all time. And don't forget make sure his $500,000.00 policy is in effect.
Maybe if you get out your best costume or make one up
and scare the hell out of them.
he won't need such physical he is a gonner.
love Orangefatcat.