MEETING ATTENDANCE SOARS and HALLS ARE FILLED TO CAPACITY! 2004 YB.

by Blueblades 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • kgfreeperson
    kgfreeperson

    Oooh, are they really using recycled paper? That's good, at least!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    My point is that if there are 100 publishers attending and then they also count every other living human then it looks like they are bursting at the brim with "extra people" per Joker's post. And we all know that just because those extras are there in body that doesn't mean they are there in mind or spirit.

    The Gov. Bod. wouldn't want those publishers to think they are wasting their precious time would they? No they want publishers to think worldlings are begging for studies.

    Heather

  • blondie
    blondie
    My point is that if there are 100 publishers attending and then they also count every other living human then it looks like they are bursting at the brim with "extra people" per Joker's post. And we all know that just because those extras are there in body that doesn't mean they are there in mind or spirit.

    That's how I understood it. Sorry if my response wasn't clear. Actually, that is why they changed the criteria of who is counted to boost the numbers. My husband was even told to county anyone sleeping.

    Blondie

  • Waymores Ghost
    Waymores Ghost

    You're absolutely right, metatron.

    The way things operate in the WT(re painting a rosy picture for the flock) resembles a large business entity of one sort or another when it cooks it's books to maintain investor confidence. Headquarters do not want dubs(stockholders) leaving (unloading stock). In the case of the WTS, their ultimate realization is when the market is LOW so's the CASHFLOW...

    Wg

  • Oxnard Hamster
    Oxnard Hamster
    My husband was even told to county anyone sleeping.

    So all those meetins I've been to in the past, I could've taken a siesta, and I'd still be counted in the statistics? Now you tell me.

    I think I'll go to the meeting this Sunday and take a nap.

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim
    "Meeting attendance is soaring" and the "halls are filled to capacity" is something that always occurs in some Kingdom Hall just over the horizon; you know, the one where there's no dissension, no immorality and every one truly loves one another..... the one Dorothy and Toto attend!

    I heard about that congregation. The Munchkinland Kingdom Hall, if memory serves me correctly.

    They had a terrible incident there recently. Seems Dorothy had managed to proselytize the Wicked Witch of the West, but when they baptized her, she melted.

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