I remember another gruesome talk given around the memorial about how Jesus suffered and all the agony he encountered, step by step when he was stuck on a stake.
How many nightmares is that CO giving young kids? What if the parents tell them they are too young to get baptized? Then they sweat it out, hoping God won't kill them because they have to wait another year? Course, most parents would jump at the chance to have their child be one of the youngest baptized.