The top 10 reasons why the WTS became the Anti-Christ:
10. ?Anti-Christ? not as offensive as ?Pro-Cult?
9. Wanted to cash in on ?Antichrist? as a new drug with the FDA before it was approved for over-the-counter sales as an anti-religion drug
8. WTS hoping to boost membership of Muslims in the bOrg with their strong, anti-christian doctrines.
7. Anti-who? ?.Christ? Sorry, never heard of him.
6. Will release a third bi-monthly periodical called ?Anti-CHRIST!? that will cater to Gothic youth.
5. Anti-bodies were already taken by the Born-Again?s.
4. Just to piss off Bush
3. ?The Anti-Christ? sounds cooler than ?The Governing Body? for a WWF wrestler
2. Petitioning Satan for a good room in Hell so that they can party with that historic, Jezebel whore
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And the #1 reason why the WTS became the Anti-christ is....
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1. It?s the one WTS prophecy that they can actually fulfill!
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Thank, thank you! I'm here all week