I just saw this on Witness World web site and had a few laughs. How many of you were this pathetic when you were a witness?
Devon
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by DevonMcBride 41 Replies latest jw friends
I just saw this on Witness World web site and had a few laughs. How many of you were this pathetic when you were a witness?
Devon
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they are seriously out of it... sure, i am not one to dismiss things straight away but this is too funny!
I bought something second hand that to be honest did make me a bit nervous.
oh really, what the hell did you buy?
if something could be 'bad' is if you see things "floating" around your house
mmhmm
here's the crunch...
now i haven't seen anything floating except my emotions
then...
is it "safe" as long as nothing is floating around
hahaha
an inanimate object did speak to me
I walked into a wall of ice in my living room...
and knives would set themselves out on my counter at night in a nice even row.
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here come the wise words of theocratic comfort!
We need to remember demon influence isn't always voodoo, spooky stuff and easily seen. Often times it's a blockage of our prayers or a sudden decline in spirituality.
.
If I know that it was used by someone inappropriately, then of course I would not buy it.
used by someone inappropriately eh... hehe
A sister I knew in eastern KY had problems with demons before she got the Truth.
What do you expect if she's from easten KY!
if something or someone was demonized she could sense it, somehow.
demonized, what the fuck!
Mike. {:~)
okay mike, chill out with the demonic symbols!
Well you know that's an interesting point that things DO happen
No, really???
So the sister left the truth? You see that's what I mean. We have to be so cautious
Bright is the light, Proverbs 4:18
Song No. 111
My mother especially can sense the demons like a bloodhound... LOLLOL. But seriously
conflict of interest?
.
dh'
OMG! This would be pathetic if it weren't so hilarious! Walking into walls of ice! Talking TV stands. Breeding illiterate paranoid nutcases is obviously one of the Society's core competencies.
Can they ward off Happy Belated Christmas Wishes I wonder?!
OMG! that was hilarious. I have GOT to get on one of those Dubby sites just for the laughs! You know what they say about laughter...
Odrade
OMG! Are these people adults or kids listening to ghost stories at camp? This is just too pitiful to comment on further.
In my 40 years' plus in the WTS, there were some sad "nutcases" in every congregation that told their demon stories in a desperate attempt to get attention from the cliques in the congregation. I knew one that was constantly calling up the elders in the wee hours to come over and pray the demons out. Eventually, she committed suicide. But the vast majority had other eccentricities.
Blondie
the tv stand I bought decided to talk
Did you make sure the TV that you put on the stand was off? TVs in the "on" position have a tenancy to talk.
The second-hand 8-tracks I've bought only talk and sing if I insert them into the player :)
Just the yesterday my daughter and I were in a second hand store and I spotted the coolest ceramic figurines of an old man and woman with bundles on their backs.... the expressions on thier faces was amazingly detailed but as I stood there looking at them I got the chills run over my body.... RED FLAG RED FLAG
Wow that's really strange . They claim to have this sixth sense about demons . I don't know about talking tv stands but with todays technology it was probly some pranksters . Good God to throw the thing off the balcony and pray , it just seems so absurd , I thought dubs sold all their demonic stuff at garage sales themselves .
Nah, my mom used to put the demonized stuff out in the garage for a few months. She seemed to think the demons couldn't live out there. Then she would go out there and look at the demonized stuff every once in awhile. When she determined that the stuff wasn't going to get undemonized, she would either dispose of it in the wood stove, or hack it up with a hatchet and throw it in the garbage.
Odrade