If you could be any other nationality....

by logansrun 68 Replies latest jw friends

  • gumby
    gumby

    JD.....

    I'd like to be a Virgin.
    Why.....you know you wouldn't last a week?

    Gumby

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Oh please!

    I'd be lucky to get laid at a convention of blind viagra users!

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    I'm Italian and Irish...more Italian maybe...

    a Tribble perhaps (for all you Star Trek fans)

    Spanish maybe?

    Jewish...from Israel...who converted to Catholicism?

  • gumby
    gumby

    I changed my mind after watching more TV. Now I've decided if I could change my nationality I'd want to be a negro. They can run real fast and jump real high, they can sing good, they can dance good, they can fight good, they are good lovers, they are good at football, basketball, baseball, and even tetherball! They are also some of the funniest commedians alive. So there....I said it.

    Soon as they figure how to change people other than the way our dear brother Micheal J. did, I'm gonna become a blackman.

    Gumby

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    LOL @ Gumby

    Well, I really can't complain with Scottish. But if I really HAD to change, it might be Japanese. I love what I've read and seen of the culture.

    From what I understand of Swedish they remain looking age twenty, until they hit their mid-thirties when they turn sixty overnight!!!

  • Xena
    Xena

    You mean you AREN'T a virgin Jo? There go a few of my dreams down the tube....

    I am pretty sure I was British in another life.....yea British and royal of course...so I wouldn't mind going back to that I guess if I had to give up being Texan...

  • Satans little helper
    Satans little helper

    Well being Cornish I'm obviously related to god so I wouldn't want to give up my celtic heritage.

    If I was starting fresh I would want to be somewhere hot with a chilled out atmosphere, probably Australia, so long as there were some of those tall blonde Scandinavian girls around

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    SLH:
    Would you want them to be pre or post 30's?

  • gumby
    gumby
    Well being Cornish I'm obviously related to god so I wouldn't want to give up my celtic heritage.

    You little chicken!

    Hey......how about us guys wanting to be swedish? Swedish women are suppose to be the horniest, hottest babes on the planet aren't they?

    Gumby

  • Xena
    Xena

    uummm HELLO...that would be TEXAN woman Gumby

    geez man get with the program

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