Cranky Canadian Women & A Marriage of Convenience - Wanted ....

by Celtic 68 Replies latest jw friends

  • gumby
    gumby

    Celtic,

    If I were you....I'd take Shamus up on his offer. I'm not gay....but if I was.....Shamus would be my man. He'd look cute with his wanker cut of......and he has a nice butt!

    Putting all seriousness aside....I like canadians just from the movie "Strange Brew" and fell in deep love with the word "hose'r" . Other than those two canadian actors......I think they talk funny.

    Gumby

    (p.s......and it's too damn cold there!)

  • Scully
    Scully

    celty

    Since I'm not particularly cranky and I'm already married, I'm afraid I can't help you.

    Best of luck though.

    Love, Scully

  • avishai
    avishai

    *Offers services as a non-denominal wedding minister* nudge, nudge!

  • shamus
    shamus

    Sorry, Gumby. I'm only into Gay sex... my winkie is going nowhere.

  • acsot
    acsot

    Shamus: I have a solution, either meet up in Ontario or Quebec and have a legit gay wedding then move back to B.C.

    Always ready to help .

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Hey Celtic. I might be able to help you. I could hook you up with this girl I dated for 3 days. She's a desperate, fat, controlling bitch. After I dumped her, she stalked me for a year. She's been married twice, and she's 26 years old. No kids! Unfortunately, she doesn't live in BC, but I'm sure you could work around that.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Celtic.

    That place for sale, sounds like where OUTLAW moved to, then he disappeared off of the face of the earth, well JWD anyways. I'd be careful.

    Scully said:

    Since I'm not particularly cranky

    Well not today anyways !

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    I live in Ontario... I am old, wrinkled grey! crippled, poor, But if you INSIST I will let you use me. (The WT did for over twenty years.)... BUT!!!!! dont bank on NOT consumating the marriage..... LOL I need a laugh....... So do you!!!!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    OOO Grace the things you could teach a younger man

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    wow... a side of mouthy I've never seen...

    CZAR

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