by Tatiana 18 Replies latest jw friends
WHERE DOES MINIMUS GET HIS PLETHORA OF QUESTIONS?
A. They come to him in his dreams.
B. Jehovah gives him divine inspiration.
C. Satan is directing his every move and thought.
D. minimus is really Regis Philbin.
E. Off the back of cereal boxes.
F. He was on the judicial commitee and can't help himself.
G. He's just a curious kind of guy.
H. He TRULY wants to know these things about us all.
Sorry, min. Just messing with ya.!!!! Seriously, where DO you come up with the damned things?????
I don't try and get inside a man's head. I might get lost. Only Minimus can answer this question!
C. Satan is directing his every move and thought.
I go with C...Satan wants to know our every thought, and as we ALL know...he (unlike Jehovah) cannot read our minds, so he has appointed Mini to dredge our apostate minds & hearts to find out our deepest darkest secrets. This, of course, is then used to tempt us in our weakened spiritual condition.
Resistance is futile!
he's just bored as f***. all the time it seems, lol.
EXCLUSIVE! What none of you realise is minimus is on a one man conspiracy to shut this board down. As soon as he's finished working his way through his book of "every question in existence" he will be able to pronounce every new thread a duplicate!!!
Neither of the above.
Since leaving the JW's, he now realizes he will not be resurrected as the Gallop Poll taker.
He is handed a list of questions every month by the Service Desk.
Minimus has ADD, his brain never stops! Seriously, I work with a woman like this and I've heard her talk to her husband and sons.........I've never seen anyone fire so many questions off to anyone in such a short space of time, and the funniest thing is they answer her! LOL! They must be conditioned!
Terri
LOL, Pleasuredome...I didn't know f*** was boring!
You forgot "I" for "other"....under which I would surmise that Min holds in ALL his farts and no one ever pulls his finger.
Frannie B
