he kept calling it "self sex."
Or you could call it safe sex! Or you could call it regular sex! Or you could call it satisfying sex!
Just kidding, too funny, really. My son used to have a t-shirt that said "Inadvertantly Celibate" but I'm sure he was seeing Rosie Thumb and her four sisters on a regular basis.
Someone was just telling me about an episode of Sex and the City where one of the character's vibrator broke. She hauled it in to The Sharper Limit (what the hell is the name of that place????) and said her vibrator broke and she wanted a new one. The guy proceded to tell her it is NOT a vibrator, it is a personal massager. She gave in and then proceded to go tell all the church ladies lined up for their personal massagers which ones were the best and how to use them. Too funny.
And yes, my new avatar is justification for self sex.... she is Olivia from Law & Order SVU, and my partner and I fight over which one of us is her girlfriend. lolol
Gretchen