Saying Things That You KNOW Will Get People Going

by minimus 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Are there certain things that you just know will get some people riled, rattled or unnerved? On this board, I think if I wanted to tease, let's say, Simon, I could suggest that he thinks he's an elder and that's why he's such a control-freak. Now of course, that comment may not be true---even a little bit, but it would "get 'em going"........Anything that you think you could say to get someone's attention? (Remember, this is supposed to be fun---not vicious).

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    Yes, Min...it would be funny...and it would get you "going"....but you probably wouldn't like it..

    Frannie B

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'm expecting to "get it", too, Frannie. So go for it. Just be easy on me, darlin'.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    OK.....Min appears to be bright 'n cheerful on the outside, tho a little stiff-kneed....but that appealing exterior hides a dark inner persona....and he appears to have no nuts....(just a "take-off" on yer avatar, Min)

    Frannie B

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Frannie" strikes me really as a guy, with that big banana and all.

  • minimus
    minimus

    OK----Here's some more. "ScoobySnax cried enough to get his "privileges" back!"....."Yerusalym just loves war, imo."....."Aztec is SO shallow but she's funny."

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Here is what a redneck buddy down in Bible Belt Alberta used to say to get the girls riled,

    "I don't know why they keep crying abuse. If they just did what they were TOLD, they wouldn't get beat up."

  • minimus
    minimus

    jgnat ......That's soooo bad.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Minimus, I am glad you enjoyed it, and caught the spirit of the remark. Some guys just love watching a girl get all riled up. You might even call it a "stimulating" conversation. Here's another one:

    OJ Simpson is a basically decent guy.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    "So I heard logansrun was crying to aztec the other day..."

    "Boy, anybody who doesn't love W and freeing Iraq is a MOAH - RAWN!"

    "Czar, aren't you married?"

    "People over thirty shouldn't be allowed to have sex."

    "Christians advocate being possessed by a demon."

    "So I shot and ate a dub the other day..."

    "A vote for Dean is a vote for Saddam!"

    "So you got thrown out of your entire social net... boo dee fricking hoo - GET OVER IT!"

    CZAR

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