Saying Things That You KNOW Will Get People Going (page 2)

Frannie Banannie

"Frannie" strikes me really as a guy, with that big banana and all.

ROFL, Min!!!

Frannie B

mustang

"So I shot and ate a dub the other day..."

Got me going all right: incapacitated ROFLMAO

Inserted into casual conversation, too; I like that, it adds to the impact

Can't get enough of those Emot-icons!!!

Mustang

Here's more-----"Just because a person is gay, it doesn't mean they're happy''......."People on the "other" site----s u c k "........"That was so dumb. It sounded like a Minimus question"........"Big Tex is a Big Wus"..........

Sargon

Minimus,

I used to get pissed off when I first left the organization. I'd go to gatherings at my Mom's house and there would always be someone there who'd want to corner me. The problem was, they'd all spout basically the same line of shit. The line they all thought would be most effective was "Well if you're not for Jehovah, you're for Satan". After hearing this for the thousandth time I just looked the sanctimonious prick in the face and said "how did you Know?" I then went into a two minute spiel on how we sacrificed goats at midnight and had orgies rolling in the sacrificial blood. He never brought up the subject again.

I finally told my Mom that if she didn't tell her friends to stop pestering me, I might not be able to control what might come out of my mouth. After a few other verbal explosions, that left my Mom embarassed and quieted her friends; I've been left alone. I've been able to visit with my family for the last 20 years with hardly ever any reference to Jehovah.

minimus

Telling a Witness that you sacrifice animals is a good way of getting people to leave you alone. If you really want to rattle them, tell'em you drink the animal blood, too.

Maverick

I was in advertising for a while and you want to stand out from the crowd. Get noticed and get a reaction. In the movie business they say there is no such thing as BAD press. Old Mikey Jackson sure is proving that true!

I'll say things just to get something going. Why not? We are adults right...well mostly anyway!

Just cause I post something doesn't mean I'm hard core about it!

People are way to serious and hung-up on being politically correct....screw that!

If your gay fine... touch ME and you die!

If you are a man-hating femi-nazi, good for you, disrespect me because I'm a man and I'm get right in your face like I would a man!

Hate the US fine...We don't need you so bugger-off!

Get the point? Does this mean I'm some low-life loser cause I have certain feelings or state a certain view and you disagree.....I don't give a S@#T!

You all KNOW I'm a great guy, and I'm going to hang out here. I think people like to have someone to dog-on or see what kind of stuff he/she will come up with next. For me that person is Minimus the Maximus!

Maverick the raving loon!

freelife

No the best way to rattle them is to say that you sacraficed a young beautiful witness virgin had sex with her still warm body while you blanked out while listening to AC/DC.

got my forty homey?

I learned the hard way in here what to say to get people going. And I really didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings, but I did and I am very sorry for it. But I have made a wonderful new group of friends because of it! And, the person who I directed my mis-comment at didn't even realize what I was talking about! So at least I made friends with her as well!

Freddy

minimus

More things to get "worldly" people going------"I'm think I'm going to join the Jehovah's Witnesses!"......"I'd rather let my child die than give him a blood transfusion"------"When Armageddon comes, you're all gonna die".

minimus

Dave is a cool guy.

Saying Things That You KNOW Will Get People Going

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