Dog Haikus
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
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I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
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Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
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I sound the alarm!
Paper boy - come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
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My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
have made a puddle.
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I hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
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The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
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Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
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I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
Dog Haikus
by SixofNine 13 Replies latest jw friends
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SixofNine
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Simon
LOL, those are great
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darkuncle29
Do some more. Please.
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SYN
Brilliant!
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SixofNine
ttt
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DanTheMan
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy - come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!***
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!Too funny!!!
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xjw_b12
6a9 those were funny.
Here's one for my cairn terrier.
I know few words My human says bath I make a puddle
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Robdar
Bravo!
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cruzanheart
Fantastic!!!
Nina
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Big Tex
Well Pigs in a polka!
That was better than finding Your Inner Tweety.