Dog Haikus

by SixofNine 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Shall we give equal opportunity to felines?

    Ginny

    You never feed me.
    Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
    That will sure show you.

    You must scratch me there!
    Yes, above my tail! Behold,
    Elevator butt.

    I need a new toy.
    Tail of black dog keeps good time.
    Pounce! good dog! good dog!

    The rule for today
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand
    New rule tomorrow

    In deep sleep hear sound
    Cat vomit hairball somewhere
    Will find in morning

    Grace personified,
    I leap into the window.
    I meant to do that.

    The mighty hunter
    Returns with gifts of plump birds --
    Your foot just squashed one.

    You're always typing.
    Well, let's see you ignore my
    Sitting on your hands.

    Blur of motion, then --
    Silence, me, a paper bag.
    What is so funny?

    My small cardboard box.
    You cannot see me if I
    Can just hide my head.

    Terrible battle.
    I fought for hours. Come and see!
    What's a ?term paper??

    Kitty likes plastic
    Confuses for litter box
    Don't leave tarp around

    Small brave carnivores
    Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
    Fear vacuum cleaner

    Want to trim my claws?
    Don't even think about it!
    My yelps will wake dead.

    I want to be close
    To you. Can I fit my head
    inside your armpit?

    Wanna go outside.
    Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
    Let me back inside!

    Oh no! Big One
    has been trapped by newspaper!
    Cat to the rescue!

    Humans are so strange.
    Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
    My claws aren't that sharp...

    Cats meow out of angst
    "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
    We could break so much!"

    Litter box not here
    You must have moved it again
    I'll crap in the sink.

    The Big Ones snore now
    Every room is dark and cold
    Time for "Cup Hockey"

    We're almost equals
    I purr to show I love you
    Want to smell my butt?

  • Prudence
    Prudence

    Six,

    LOL Thanks for sharing the Haikus.

    I liked yours too Ginny, but I'm a dog person at heart.

    Prudence

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Ginny, those are hilarious!

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken

    Back to note that I just discovered that the plural of "haiku" is "haiku."

    If your subject is semolina, then you would have haicouscous.

    Ginny

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