I knew of a guy that would be invited to get togethers and STARE at women and their body parts and then suddenly leave and masturbate in the bathroom. He admitted to doing this because I think there was some "evidence" left behind.
Did You Know Any Particularly Weird Witnesses???
by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends
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Leolaia
Yes I remember Radar Man. That's what we used to call him. He believed there was an antenna inside a nearby mountain that was stealing his thoughts and taking away his wonderful invention ideas and giving them to other people, like....his ideas for the television, radio, etc. And there were Brother Tlumacki who said the most stupid, weird, strange things at the WT study that would leave us all in stitches....I tell you, it rarely was a dull moment when he gave a comment. I can only remember a few over these years. The one I remember the best was when he went on a rant about masturbation and saying how people who wear sunglasses a lot must be masturbators since it's been scientifically established that masturbation makes you go blind. He was hilarious.
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minimus
Leolaia
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AnnOMaly
She was in her late 60s and he was about 25, maybe younger.
They weren't called 'Harold and Maud' by any chance were they, FlyingHigh?
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cruzanheart
There was the guy in Big Tex's congregation who confided to Big Tex that he had the hots for, um, cows. Yes, the four-footed kind. And the pioneer with a new baby who took a bite of banana, chewed it up, spit it out and fed it to her baby out in service. And the husband who would bite his wife's fingernails during the meetings.
Nina
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minimus
No wonder I LOVE Texans!
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calamityjane
Had an elder in my congregation that would pick his nose during a meeting and flick it into the air.
Never sat in front of him and never wanted to know where that baby landed.
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minimus
Besides the farting and burping elder and wife, I knew of an elder that REFUSED to allow anyone in his house---EVER!!!!! We thought he might have had a dead girl in his apartment or something.
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shotgun
C.J I didn't know XJW was an elder at one time.
I seen several clip their fingernails repeatedly at the meetings.
One guy would stand up sometimes during the Public talk to make a comment.
One school overseer who always asked the audience what they thought of the students talks and if they should get a G or a W and then waited for comments.
A P.O who was scared of germs and would wait for someone to open the lid of the bathroom garbage can so he could put in the paper towel without touching it.
I think I could write a book on this one Min.
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betweenworlds
LOL Min! I think this thread would have gotten more replies if you had asked "Did you NOT know any particularly weird witnesses???"