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PopeOfEruke

Hello Octavia,

Welcome! I am the Pope here and I am fully qualified to absolve you of all your sins!

Therefore :

I, THE POPE OF ERUKE, BEING SO ORDAINED BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PRINCIPALITY OF ERUKE AND ALL ITS DOMINIONS DO HEREBY ABSOLVE YOU AND PUTERNUT OF ANY DIVINE LAW INFRINGEMENTS AND/OR SINS AND OTHER INDISCRETIONS EFFECTIVE FROM TODAY 29TH JANUARY 2004.

I recommend you print this out and keep it with you in case any wandering angels or deminz try and heavy you in any way.

As for the 'Hovahs, just tell 'em to get lost!

Pope

Puternut

For the first time in my life, I am actually speechless............

Do I know you? little

Welcome Octavia

drwtsn32

Welcome Octavia!! Glad you made it here. I hope you enjoy this place as much as I do.

I see you live in Washington state. We are planning a dinner meetup Feb 7th in Tukwila:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/64674/1.ashx

And then March 20th there's gonna be an apostafest in Mukilteo:

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/19/64036/1.ashx
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/19/64449/1.ashx

I live on the east side of the state but don't mind driving for these things...they're quite fun.

Octavia

I'm on the East side of the state too! Where do you live?

Octavia

Pope:

Father forgive me, for I have sinned. It has been a lifetime since my last confession.

drwtsn32

I'm on the East side of the state too! Where do you live?

Tri-Cities... you?

Elsewhere

I'm his girlfriend

Damn!

Oh well... Welcome!

Nocturne

welcome to the board Octavia. This place is great, I can't get enough of it.

Nocturne

garybuss

Welcome! Something about being rejected by one's religion that seems contrary to everything. Thanks for being here. GaryB

gumby

We deserved to be disfellowshipped... if you know what I mean.

So......your telling us you have seen putternut naked AND.....have played nasty with him? Shame on you, and may your womb dry up like a prune!

Actually......a big warm welcome to you and a hug from me. I like putternut inspite of the fact he's addicted to viagra

You will like it here and will be able to relate 100% to others here, since you too have been involved with the witnesses. Living with someone and not being married does not make a person bad or evil........but destroying families as this religion has done............IS BAD! Don't let them ever take away your self worth.

Nice to have you,

Gumby

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